This blog exists for one reason only.

MY SITUATION:  Fuck this shit.  Yep, that pretty much sums it up.  Despite all of my successes and the hurdles I’ve managed to jump over in life, I feel empty.

MY UNEXPECTED TWIST:  The girl known by those on 4chan as “Linetrap” and on Shemale Yum as “Harley Quinn.”  I saw her one day in a “trap” thread and she stole my heart away.  The “tranny” thing doesn’t bother me much; I actually like that.  She even gets her own ED article if you want pics.

MY DISCOVERY:  On her MySpace page, she has a blog post saying she has had trouble finding a good man.  She’s single and sick of being that way!  She seems to want someone who likes her for her.

MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE:  At a minimum, go out on a date with her at least once.  Get to know her for who she is.  Everything I’ve found out about her so far appeals to me greatly.  I want a chance to explore the possibilities.

MY HUMBLE REQUEST TO THE INTERNETS:  Help me secure a date with her!  <3

JUST TO BE CLEAR:  This is not a joke or a mere attempt to “get in bed with a trap.”  I’m dead serious.

I’ll post updates whenever something happens.  Wish me the best of luck!  To answer the question in my first comment below, you can contact me simply by leaving a comment.  It’ll be E-mailed to me for moderation anyway.  I don’t want to post my E-mail and get spamblasted.